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1. What is your middle name?

2. What is your favorite color?

3. McDonald's: Hot or not?

4. Why are you taking this quiz? Don't you have anything better to do?

5. Maybe you should get a job. Did you ever think of that?

6. Have you ever considered that your crippling lack of social skills is maybe because all your human interaction has been internet based, i.e. Emails, Ims, Myspace, taking quizzes?

7. Look at yourself. Seriously, find a mirror. Is this really where you thought you'd be at your age?

8. Why can't you get your shit together?

9. Why do you think anyone cares about your answers to arbitrary questions documenting your mundane existence?

10. What if you focused on something more productive. Have you tried drugs?

11....Alcohol?

12....Chronic masturbation?

13....Cutting yourself?

14....Taking up an eating disorder?

15....Reading a book?

16. Why are you such a piece of shit?

17. Good God, you're fat. How did you gain so much weight? Could is possibly be from sitting around doing nothing? Think about it.

18. Isn't it nice fantasizing that the wonderful friends you make online are people you might meet one day?

19. Your time can be wasted in many ways. Have you considered webcomics?

20. How do you even pay your internet bill? You haven't had a job in months.

21. Your parents? Are you joking? Is that a joke?

22. Did you know your parent's divorced because of you?

23. Think I'm lying? Ask them. I'd like to hear their answer.

24. Angelina or Jennifer?

25. Die.


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