My Parents Go to Europe

Colodin

It's finals week, my last week of classes, so I'll be finishing up my last couple of projects. The bad news is, I won't update again until next Monday. The good news is that I feel adequately guilty in shirking my duty as the author of this My Nemesis nonsense that I feel indebted to those of you who grow frustrated with the inconsistency of my updating.

Recently, I had to put together a project for my Sequential Storytelling class. The project was an eight-page, full color mini-comic which tells a story from beginning to end. We were also instructed to utilize reference photographs, so I got a friend of mine to pose in ridiculous positions and jump on a trampoline for my personal archives.

This friend... Let us call him "Richard Metzger"... has elected to post the eight page comic as well as the reference photos on his MySpace profile. I'm not sure if any of you are familiar with this "MySpace", but it's something I invented back in the sixties for bored people who lack confidence in real-life social environments. Today, it's a place for friends, and host of an all-new Krekeler Comic!

You can read that comic here. Absolutely free. I'm just that type of guy. Or rather, Richard is that type of guy... A spineless, attention-starved man-whore, capable of anything he puts his sick mind to.

In other news, I have received a number of emails regarding RSS feeds, asking why I don't use them. The answer is simple: I do not know what they are. I believe they have something to do with making my comic show up alongside a number of other ridiculous comics for the convenience of the reader. Please note that this in no way benefits me; it in fact requires me to learn, which I avoid doing at all costs. I am not oppose to RSS feeds, but in order to have one, the next email I get will need to read something like this:

"Dear Ken,

Your webcomic is the greatest thing on the face of the Earth. If you had sex with my girlfriend, it would make me love her more.

I noticed that your site lacks any sort of RSS feed. Please allow me to take care of this for you. I am such a devoted fan that I am willing to invest hours of my own free time into furthering the agenda of the Kenpire. Gosh, you are so good looking in your MySpace profile. That jaw line. That jaw line is the fucking SHIT."